Yesterday was garbage day and my wife was upset becuase my daughters did not put a new roll of toilet paper in our master bathroom. A friend of mine sent me this email today and it was entirely fitting. Not because my wife would get this upset, but it was garbage day, I just changed a couple of light bulbs and the toilet paper issue all in the same day. Enjoy!
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
My Wife's Response: One! ONLY ONE!!!!
And do you know WHY?... because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out... And once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* lightbulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!
I'm sorry. What was the question?
3 comments:
Your Crazy
Yes, I am laughing.
And yes I think I have probably said many of those exact same words.
And, Renee NEVER comments on my blog...what's up with that?
Erick,
I sent you an e-mail, but you haven't answered...I am awaiting your answer before i can send a birthday card in the mail..and it's already late.
Can you please check your other e-mail account? Thanks.
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